Worker wearing ID badge that says Human - Temporarily Employed - existential - Vintage T-shirt
Worker wearing ID badge that says Human - Temporarily Employed - existential - Vintage T-shirt
Size Chart
Size Chart
Note: Measurements are manually taken and may have a 0.4-0.8 inch error. Please refer to the actual item for accuracy.
| US SIZE | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.8" | 28" | 29.1" | 30.3" | 31.5" | 32.7" | 33.9" | 35" |
| Chest | 20.9" | 22" | 23.2" | 24.4" | 25.6" | 26.8" | 28" | 29.1" |
| Shoulder | 20.5" | 21.7" | 22.8" | 24" | 25.2" | 26.4" | 27.6" | 28.7" |
| Sleeve | 7.9" | 8.5" | 9.1" | 9.6" | 10.2" | 10.8" | 11.4" | 12" |
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Your New Favorite Vintage Tee: The "Human - Temporarily Employed" Design
Ever feel like you're just passing through? Like your existence is a temporary gig with an ID badge to prove it? Then this vintage tee featuring the iconic "Human - Temporarily Employed" existential dread badge design is for you. It's more than just apparel; it's a statement, a nod to the shared human experience, and a conversation starter for those who get it. Wear your existential musings with pride and a touch of ironic humor.
Why You'll Love This Vintage T-shirt
- Exclusive Design: Our unique "Human - Temporarily Employed" existential dread badge graphic is a witty take on modern life, professionally printed for maximum impact.
- Premium Print Quality: Enjoy a professional-grade print that brings every detail of this thought-provoking design to life with vibrant colors and sharp lines, engineered to resist fading.
- Superior Comfort: Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton blend, this vintage tee offers a relaxed fit and a lived-in feel from the very first wear.
- Versatile Style: Perfect for casual outings, philosophical discussions with friends, or simply making a statement while running errands. Pair it with jeans, shorts, or layered under a jacket.
- Lasting Durability: Our high-quality fabric and fade-resistant printing technology ensure your message and comfort endure wash after wash.
The "Human - Temporarily Employed" Design
This powerful graphic captures a universal sentiment with a clever, satirical twist. The ID badge serves as a poignant reminder of our fleeting presence, making a bold yet relatable statement about life's temporary nature. It's a design that resonates deeply, offering comfort and community to those who appreciate its profound humor.
Product Details
- Premium quality, ultra-soft cotton blend for ultimate comfort
- Professional-grade printing technology for a crisp, detailed graphic
- Fade-resistant, long-lasting print ensures your design stays vibrant
- Classic vintage tee fit – relaxed and comfortable
- Double-stitched hems for enhanced durability
Easy Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
- Do not iron directly on print to preserve graphic integrity
- Do not bleach
🌟 Satisfaction Guaranteed: We stand behind every product with our quality promise. Love your "Human - Temporarily Employed" Vintage T-shirt or we'll make it right!
Exceptional Fabric for Lasting Comfort
Experience the perfect blend of durability and luxury with our finely crafted T-shirts. When you choose Pandaize, you're choosing quality that stands the test of time.
Classic Colors for Timeless Elegance
At Pandaize, we focus on timeless appeal with our carefully curated selection of classic colors. These versatile hues seamlessly complement any mood or outfit, offering understated sophistication for everyday wear or special occasions. With Pandaize, elegance is not just a choice; it's a lifestyle.
Comfortable Fit
Designed for all-day comfort, our T-shirts feature breathable materials. With Pandaize, comfort and style go hand in hand.
Every stitch in our classic t-shirt tells a story of precision and care. Merging longevity with contemporary design, we deliver products that don't just elevate your style but stand the test of time.
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Our Commitment
At Pandaize, the happiness of our customers reigns supreme. Our passion is crafting top-tier products accompanied by unparalleled customer care. Every facet of our business, from the premium nature of our products to the responsiveness of our support, radiates excellence.
Every product we design is made from select materials and passes stringent quality checks, ensuring enduring durability and trustworthiness. We aim to enrich your shopping journey, and our team stands ready to assist at every step.
Color Disclaimer
Kindly be aware that the product colors displayed on your screen may differ slightly from the actual product hues. While we endeavor to depict colors as authentically as possible, screen variations and personal perceptions can influence how they appear. We cannot assure an exact match between what you see and the genuine product colors.
Sizing
Note: Measurements are manually taken and may have a 0.4-0.8 inch error. Please refer to the actual item for accuracy.
| US SIZE | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length | 26.8" | 28" | 29.1" | 30.3" | 31.5" | 32.7" | 33.9" | 35" |
| Chest | 20.9" | 22" | 23.2" | 24.4" | 25.6" | 26.8" | 28" | 29.1" |
| Shoulder | 20.5" | 21.7" | 22.8" | 24" | 25.2" | 26.4" | 27.6" | 28.7" |
| Sleeve | 7.9" | 8.5" | 9.1" | 9.6" | 10.2" | 10.8" | 11.4" | 12" |
Shipping & Returns
At Pandaize, enjoy complimentary standard shipping on US orders over $50. Expect US deliveries within 7-12 business days and 7-15 business days for international shipments. Our 30-day fit assurance accepts returns in untouched condition, though return shipping and possible restocking fees might apply. Please review our return policy, and note that by placing an order, you agree to Pandaize's terms and conditions.
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