Worker wearing ID badge that says Human - Temporarily Employed - - Classic Pullover Hoodie
Worker wearing ID badge that says Human - Temporarily Employed - - Classic Pullover Hoodie
Size Chart
Size Chart
Clothing Size Guide
All measurements are in inches and represent the garment's dimensions when laid flat
| Size | Chest | Shoulder | Sleeve | Length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 44.9 | 21.7 | 22.0 | 26.4 |
| M | 46.5 | 22.4 | 22.4 | 27.2 |
| L | 48.0 | 23.2 | 22.8 | 28.0 |
| XL | 49.6 | 24.0 | 23.2 | 28.7 |
| 2XL | 51.2 | 24.8 | 23.6 | 29.5 |
| 3XL | 52.8 | 25.6 | 24.0 | 30.3 |
Important Notes:
• Due to different manual measurement methods, an error margin of approximately 0.4-1.2 inches is normal.
• How to measure: Lay the garment flat, measure from one armpit to the other, then multiply by 2 to get the full chest measurement.
• For the best fit, compare these measurements to a similar garment that fits you well.
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"Human - Temporarily Employed" Existential Dread Hoodie
Feeling a little… transient? This isn't just a hoodie; it's a statement for every thoughtful soul navigating the grand, temporary gig called life. Embrace the humor and truth of the "Worker wearing ID badge that says Human - Temporarily Employed" design. It’s for those who find the profound in the mundane, and aren't afraid to wear their existential musings with pride.
Why You'll Love This Classic Pullover Hoodie
- Exclusive Design: Featuring the unique and thought-provoking "Human - Temporarily Employed" ID badge graphic, a true conversation starter.
- Premium Print Quality: Our professional-grade printing ensures the intricate details and bold text of your existential badge design pop with vibrant clarity and won't fade.
- Superior Comfort: Crafted from a soft, cozy blend, this pullover hoodie offers a comfortable fit perfect for deep thoughts or casual outings.
- Versatile Style: Ideal for layering, lounging, or making a subtle yet profound statement wherever your temporary employment takes you.
- Lasting Durability: Engineered for wear, our hoodies maintain their shape and the integrity of their print, wash after wash.
The "Human - Temporarily Employed" Design
This exclusive design captures the universal humor and poignancy of our human experience. The "Worker wearing ID badge that says Human - Temporarily Employed" graphic is a witty nod to our fleeting time, rendered with crisp lines and a professional aesthetic, making it both relatable and visually appealing.
Product Details
- Premium quality cotton-polyester blend for ultimate softness and warmth.
- Professional-grade printing technology for a sharp, detailed graphic.
- Fade-resistant, long-lasting print that endures washes and wear.
- Classic pullover style with an adjustable drawstring hood and a convenient kangaroo pocket.
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a snug, comfortable fit.
Easy Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on print
🌟 Satisfaction Guaranteed: We stand behind every product with our quality promise. Love your "Human - Temporarily Employed" hoodie or we'll make it right!

Attention to Details
Beyond the premium materials, it's our dedication to craftsmanship that sets each hoodie apart.
Designed for Every Angle
From front to back, every inch of this hoodie embodies comfort, craftsmanship, and timeless style. The carefully tailored fit and high-quality finish ensure it looks as good as it feels—no matter how you wear it.
Comfortable Fit
Designed for all-day comfort, our hoodie feature breathable materials. With Pandaize, comfort and style go hand in hand.
Frequently Asked Questions
Have a Question? We’ve Got the Answer!
We typically process and ship orders within 1-2 business days. Standard shipping times vary depending on your location. You can find more details about our shipping policy on our Shipping & Delivery page.
We offer a 30-day return policy for items in new, unused condition. If you are not satisfied with your purchase, please contact our customer support team to initiate a return. Please note that certain conditions and exclusions may apply. You can find more information on our Returns & Refunds page.
Yes, we offer international shipping to select countries. Please check our Shipping & Delivery page for a list of countries we ship to and additional details.
Once your order is shipped, you will receive a tracking number via email. You can use this tracking number to track the status of your package. If you have any issues with tracking your order, please reach out to our customer support team.
We accept major credit cards (Visa, Mastercard, American Express) as well as PayPal for secure and convenient payment. At this time, we do not accept cash on delivery or personal checks.