Worker wearing ID badge that says Human - Temporarily Employed - - Crewneck Sweatshirt
Worker wearing ID badge that says Human - Temporarily Employed - - Crewneck Sweatshirt
Size Chart
Size Chart
Size Chart
All measurements in inches
| Size | Bust | Length |
|---|---|---|
| M | 37.8 | 24.8 |
| L | 40.2 | 25.6 |
| XL | 42.5 | 26.4 |
| 2XL | 44.9 | 27.2 |
| 3XL | 48.0 | 28.0 |
| 4XL | 50.4 | 28.7 |
| 5XL | 52.8 | 29.5 |
| 6XL | 55.1 | 30.3 |
Note: All measurements are in inches. Sizes may vary slightly between styles. If between sizes, we recommend choosing the larger size.
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Embrace the Absurd: The "Human - Temporarily Employed" Crewneck Sweatshirt
Ever feel like you're just passing through, holding down a temporary gig in the grand scheme of things? Our exclusive "Human - Temporarily Employed" crewneck sweatshirt is more than just apparel – it's a badge of honor for the existentially aware, a silent nod to the shared human experience. Wear your perspective with pride and connect with others who get it.
Why You'll Love This Crewneck Sweatshirt
- Exclusive Design: Featuring the unique "Worker wearing ID badge that says 'Human - Temporarily Employed' - existential dread badge design" graphic, this print is a conversation starter and a reflection of a deeper truth.
- Premium Print Quality: Our professional-grade printing technology ensures every detail of the design, from the badge text to the subtle existential vibe, is captured with vibrant colors and crisp lines, designed to last.
- Superior Comfort: Crafted from a soft, ringspun cotton blend, this crewneck offers a comfortable, relaxed fit perfect for everyday wear, introspection, or making a statement.
- Versatile Style: Ideal for casual outings, cozy nights in, or as a witty layer to your everyday look. Pair it with jeans, joggers, or your favorite comfy pants.
- Lasting Durability: With fade-resistant prints and high-quality fabric, this sweatshirt is built to withstand countless washes and wears, maintaining its professional-grade appearance.
The "Human - Temporarily Employed" Design
This striking graphic captures the modern condition with a touch of dark humor. The ID badge, a symbol of our assigned roles, is subverted by the profound truth that we are all, ultimately, "Human - Temporarily Employed." It's a design that resonates deeply, inviting reflection and a wry smile.
Product Details
- Premium quality blend of ringspun cotton and polyester for ultimate comfort and durability
- Professional-grade printing technology for a vibrant, high-definition graphic
- Fade-resistant, long-lasting print that endures wash after wash
- Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery
- Classic crewneck fit, perfect for layering or standalone wear
Easy Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
- Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
- Do not iron directly on the print to preserve its integrity
- Do not bleach
🌟 Satisfaction Guaranteed: We stand behind every product with our quality promise. Love your "Human - Temporarily Employed" crewneck sweatshirt or we'll make it right!
Attention to Details
Beyond the premium materials, it's our dedication to craftsmanship that sets each sweatshirt apart.
Comfortable Fit
Designed for all-day comfort, our sweatshirt feature breathable materials. With Pandaize, comfort and style go hand in hand.
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Our Commitment
At Pandaize, the happiness of our customers reigns supreme. Our passion is crafting top-tier products accompanied by unparalleled customer care. Every facet of our business, from the premium nature of our products to the responsiveness of our support, radiates excellence.
Every product we design is made from select materials and passes stringent quality checks, ensuring enduring durability and trustworthiness. We aim to enrich your shopping journey, and our team stands ready to assist at every step.
Color Disclaimer
Kindly be aware that the product colors displayed on your screen may differ slightly from the actual product hues. While we endeavor to depict colors as authentically as possible, screen variations and personal perceptions can influence how they appear. We cannot assure an exact match between what you see and the genuine product colors.
Sizing
Size Chart
All measurements in inches
| Size | Bust | Length |
|---|---|---|
| M | 37.8 | 24.8 |
| L | 40.2 | 25.6 |
| XL | 42.5 | 26.4 |
| 2XL | 44.9 | 27.2 |
| 3XL | 48.0 | 28.0 |
| 4XL | 50.4 | 28.7 |
| 5XL | 52.8 | 29.5 |
| 6XL | 55.1 | 30.3 |
Note: All measurements are in inches. Sizes may vary slightly between styles. If between sizes, we recommend choosing the larger size.
Shipping & Returns
At Pandaize, enjoy complimentary standard shipping on US orders over $50. Expect US deliveries within 7-12 business days and 7-15 business days for international shipments. Our 30-day fit assurance accepts returns in untouched condition, though return shipping and possible restocking fees might apply. Please review our return policy, and note that by placing an order, you agree to Pandaize's terms and conditions.
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