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Worker wearing ID badge that says Human - Temporarily Employed - - Raglan Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Worker wearing ID badge that says Human - Temporarily Employed - - Raglan Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Precio habitual $25.99 USD
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Size Chart

Garment measurements, taken flat — not body measurements.

Size AChest BLength DSleeve CShoulder
S 40.9"103.9 cm 26.4"67.1 cm 21.3"54.1 cm 19.7"50 cm
M 42.5"108 cm 27.2"69.1 cm 21.7"55.1 cm 20.5"52.1 cm
L 44.1"112 cm 28"71.1 cm 22"55.9 cm 21.3"54.1 cm
XL 45.7"116.1 cm 28.7"72.9 cm 22.4"56.9 cm 22"55.9 cm
2XL 47.2"119.9 cm 29.5"74.9 cm 22.8"57.9 cm 22.8"57.9 cm
3XL 48.8"124 cm 29.9"75.9 cm 23.2"58.9 cm 23.6"59.9 cm

Swipe the table sideways to see every measurement.

ABDC
  • AChest — Measured around the fullest part of the chest.
  • BLength — Measured from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
  • DSleeve — Measured from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.
  • CShoulder — Measured seam to seam across the back of the shoulders.

How it fits If you are between sizes, take the larger one for a roomier fit — compare these numbers against a piece you already own and like.

Measured by hand — allow 0.4–0.8 in (1–2 cm) variance between garments.

Embrace the Absurd: The "Human - Temporarily Employed" Raglan Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Feeling like a cog in the cosmic machine? You're not alone. This exclusive Raglan Long Sleeve T-Shirt, featuring the iconic "Worker wearing ID badge that says 'Human - Temporarily Employed'" graphic, is more than just apparel – it's a statement. Wear your existential dread with wit and style, connecting with every soul who's ever felt like a transient participant in the grand scheme of things.

Why You'll Love This Unique Raglan Long Sleeve T-Shirt

  • Exclusive Design: Showcase the "Human - Temporarily Employed" existential dread badge design, a conversation starter that perfectly captures the modern condition.
  • Premium Print Quality: Our professional-grade printing technology ensures every detail of this thought-provoking graphic is reproduced with vibrant clarity and fade-resistant durability.
  • Superior Comfort: Crafted from soft, breathable custom materials, this raglan offers a comfortable fit with its classic contrasting sleeves, perfect for all-day wear.
  • Versatile Style: Ideal for casual outings, philosophical coffee runs, or simply lounging in contemplative comfort. Pair it with jeans for an effortlessly cool, ironic look.
  • Lasting Durability: Enjoy a graphic that stays sharp and a fabric that maintains its shape, wash after wash, ensuring your statement lasts as long as your musings.

The "Human - Temporarily Employed" Design

This powerful graphic takes the mundane office ID and flips it on its head, revealing the profound humor and shared experience of our fleeting existence. It's a subtle nod to the universal journey, rendered with a touch of wit that resonates deeply with anyone navigating the complexities of life.

Product Details

  • Premium quality blend for ultimate comfort and resilience
  • Professional-grade printing technology for a crisp, high-definition graphic
  • Fade-resistant, long-lasting print that endures your daily adventures
  • Classic raglan cut with contrasting sleeves for timeless style
  • Ribbed knit cuffs and neck for a snug, comfortable fit

Easy Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Do not iron directly on print

🌟 Satisfaction Guaranteed: We stand behind every product with our quality promise. Love your "Human - Temporarily Employed" Raglan Long Sleeve T-Shirt or we'll make it right!

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Exceptional Fabric for Lasting Comfort

Experience the perfect blend of durability and luxury with our finely crafted T-shirts. When you choose Pandaize, you're choosing quality that stands the test of time.

Classic Colors for Timeless Elegance

At Pandaize, we focus on timeless appeal with our carefully curated selection of classic colors. These versatile hues seamlessly complement any mood or outfit, offering understated sophistication for everyday wear or special occasions. With Pandaize, elegance is not just a choice; it's a lifestyle.

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Our Commitment

At Pandaize, the happiness of our customers reigns supreme. Our passion is crafting top-tier products accompanied by unparalleled customer care. Every facet of our business, from the premium nature of our products to the responsiveness of our support, radiates excellence.

Every product we design is made from select materials and passes stringent quality checks, ensuring enduring durability and trustworthiness. We aim to enrich your shopping journey, and our team stands ready to assist at every step.

Color Disclaimer

Kindly be aware that the product colors displayed on your screen may differ slightly from the actual product hues. While we endeavor to depict colors as authentically as possible, screen variations and personal perceptions can influence how they appear. We cannot assure an exact match between what you see and the genuine product colors.

Sizing

Garment measurements, taken flat — not body measurements.

Size AChest BLength DSleeve CShoulder
S 40.9"103.9 cm 26.4"67.1 cm 21.3"54.1 cm 19.7"50 cm
M 42.5"108 cm 27.2"69.1 cm 21.7"55.1 cm 20.5"52.1 cm
L 44.1"112 cm 28"71.1 cm 22"55.9 cm 21.3"54.1 cm
XL 45.7"116.1 cm 28.7"72.9 cm 22.4"56.9 cm 22"55.9 cm
2XL 47.2"119.9 cm 29.5"74.9 cm 22.8"57.9 cm 22.8"57.9 cm
3XL 48.8"124 cm 29.9"75.9 cm 23.2"58.9 cm 23.6"59.9 cm

Swipe the table sideways to see every measurement.

ABDC
  • AChest — Measured around the fullest part of the chest.
  • BLength — Measured from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
  • DSleeve — Measured from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.
  • CShoulder — Measured seam to seam across the back of the shoulders.

How it fits If you are between sizes, take the larger one for a roomier fit — compare these numbers against a piece you already own and like.

Measured by hand — allow 0.4–0.8 in (1–2 cm) variance between garments.

Shipping & Returns

At Pandaize, enjoy complimentary standard shipping on US orders over $50. Expect US deliveries within 7-12 business days and 7-15 business days for international shipments. Our 30-day fit assurance accepts returns in untouched condition, though return shipping and possible restocking fees might apply. Please review our return policy, and note that by placing an order, you agree to Pandaize's terms and conditions.