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Worker wearing ID badge that says Human - Temporarily Employed - - Classic Pullover Hoodie

Worker wearing ID badge that says Human - Temporarily Employed - - Classic Pullover Hoodie

Regular price $44.00 NZD
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Size AChest CShoulder DSleeve BLength
S 44.9"114 cm 21.7"55.1 cm 22"55.9 cm 26.4"67.1 cm
M 46.5"118.1 cm 22.4"56.9 cm 22.4"56.9 cm 27.2"69.1 cm
L 48"121.9 cm 23.2"58.9 cm 22.8"57.9 cm 28"71.1 cm
XL 49.6"126 cm 24"61 cm 23.2"58.9 cm 28.7"72.9 cm
2XL 51.2"130 cm 24.8"63 cm 23.6"59.9 cm 29.5"74.9 cm
3XL 52.8"134.1 cm 25.6"65 cm 24"61 cm 30.3"77 cm
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  • AChest — Measured around the fullest part of the chest.
  • CShoulder — Measured seam to seam across the back of the shoulders.
  • DSleeve — Measured from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.
  • BLength — Measured from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.

How it fits If you are between sizes, take the larger one for a roomier fit — compare these numbers against a piece you already own and like.

How to measure the chest: lay the garment flat, measure from one armpit to the other, then multiply by 2. Manual measurement methods give an error margin of roughly 0.4–1.2 in.

Measured by hand — allow 0.4–0.8 in (1–2 cm) variance between garments.

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"Human - Temporarily Employed" Existential Dread Hoodie

Feeling a little… transient? This isn't just a hoodie; it's a statement for every thoughtful soul navigating the grand, temporary gig called life. Embrace the humor and truth of the "Worker wearing ID badge that says Human - Temporarily Employed" design. It’s for those who find the profound in the mundane, and aren't afraid to wear their existential musings with pride.

Why You'll Love This Classic Pullover Hoodie

  • Exclusive Design: Featuring the unique and thought-provoking "Human - Temporarily Employed" ID badge graphic, a true conversation starter.
  • Premium Print Quality: Our professional-grade printing ensures the intricate details and bold text of your existential badge design pop with vibrant clarity and won't fade.
  • Superior Comfort: Crafted from a soft, cozy blend, this pullover hoodie offers a comfortable fit perfect for deep thoughts or casual outings.
  • Versatile Style: Ideal for layering, lounging, or making a subtle yet profound statement wherever your temporary employment takes you.
  • Lasting Durability: Engineered for wear, our hoodies maintain their shape and the integrity of their print, wash after wash.

The "Human - Temporarily Employed" Design

This exclusive design captures the universal humor and poignancy of our human experience. The "Worker wearing ID badge that says Human - Temporarily Employed" graphic is a witty nod to our fleeting time, rendered with crisp lines and a professional aesthetic, making it both relatable and visually appealing.

Product Details

  • Premium quality cotton-polyester blend for ultimate softness and warmth.
  • Professional-grade printing technology for a sharp, detailed graphic.
  • Fade-resistant, long-lasting print that endures washes and wear.
  • Classic pullover style with an adjustable drawstring hood and a convenient kangaroo pocket.
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a snug, comfortable fit.

Easy Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Do not iron directly on print

🌟 Satisfaction Guaranteed: We stand behind every product with our quality promise. Love your "Human - Temporarily Employed" hoodie or we'll make it right!

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Attention to Details

Beyond the premium materials, it's our dedication to craftsmanship that sets each hoodie apart.

Designed for Every Angle

From front to back, every inch of this hoodie embodies comfort, craftsmanship, and timeless style. The carefully tailored fit and high-quality finish ensure it looks as good as it feels—no matter how you wear it.

Comfortable Fit

Designed for all-day comfort, our hoodie feature breathable materials. With Pandaize, comfort and style go hand in hand.

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