Trained by chaos, powered by coffee - Vintage Sweatshirt
Trained by chaos, powered by coffee - Vintage Sweatshirt
Size Chart
Size Chart
Body measurements — measure yourself and pick the matching size.
| Size | US | BUST | WAIST | HIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2-4 | 34"86.4 cm | 26-27 | 36-37 |
| M | 6-8 | 36"91.4 cm | 28-29 | 38-39 |
| L | 10-12 | 38-40 | 31-33 | 41-43 |
| XL | 14"35.6 cm | 42"106.7 cm | 34"86.4 cm | 44"111.8 cm |
| 2XL | 16"40.6 cm | 45"114.3 cm | 37"94 cm | 47"119.4 cm |
Swipe the table sideways to see every measurement.
- US — The equivalent US dress size.
- BUST — Measured around the fullest part of your bust, tape level.
- WAIST — Measured around your natural waist — the narrowest part.
- HIP — Measured around the fullest part of your hips.
How it fits If you are between sizes, take the larger one for a roomier fit.
Measured by hand — allow 0.4–0.8 in (1–2 cm) variance between garments.
Color Disclaimer
Color Disclaimer
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Trained by Chaos, Powered by Coffee - Vintage Sweatshirt
Are you the one who thrives amidst the beautiful madness, fueled by that essential morning (and afternoon!) brew? This isn't just a sweatshirt; it's your badge of honor, a declaration of your unique spirit. Embrace the journey with our exclusive "Trained by Chaos, Powered by Coffee" vintage graphic, designed for those who conquer their day, one sip at a time.
Why You'll Love This Vintage Sweatshirt
- Exclusive Design: Our "Trained by Chaos, Powered by Coffee" graphic is a unique expression, printed with artistic precision to capture that perfect vintage vibe.
- Premium Print Quality: Experience vibrant, fade-resistant artwork applied with professional-grade printing technology, ensuring your statement stays bold wash after wash.
- Superior Comfort: Crafted from a soft, enduring fabric blend, this sweatshirt offers a cozy, relaxed fit that feels like a warm hug, perfect for any chaotic (or calm) day.
- Versatile Style: Whether you're navigating your daily grind, enjoying a weekend brunch, or simply lounging, this vintage sweatshirt adds a touch of effortless cool to any outfit.
- Lasting Durability: Designed for life's adventures, our sweatshirts are made to last, maintaining their shape and the integrity of their print for years to come.
The "Trained by Chaos, Powered by Coffee" Design
This graphic speaks to the resilient, the adaptable, and the perpetually caffeinated. It's a playful yet powerful nod to everyone who tackles life's challenges with a strong sense of humor and an even stronger cup of coffee. The vintage aesthetic ensures it feels like a beloved classic from the moment you put it on.
Product Details
- Premium quality, soft-touch fabric blend for ultimate comfort
- Professional-grade printing technology for a crisp, detailed graphic
- Fade-resistant, long-lasting print that endures washes and wear
- Classic crewneck style and relaxed fit for universal appeal
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a secure, comfortable feel
Easy Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on print
🌟 Satisfaction Guaranteed: We stand behind every product with our quality promise. Love your "Trained by Chaos, Powered by Coffee" Vintage Sweatshirt or we'll make it right!

Attention to Details
Beyond the premium materials, it's our dedication to craftsmanship that sets each sweatshirt apart.
Comfortable Fit
Designed for all-day comfort, our sweatshirts feature breathable materials. With Pandaize, comfort and style go hand in hand.
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