REJECT HUMANITY RETURN TO CRAB | Crab with human hands - Classic Pullover Hoodie
REJECT HUMANITY RETURN TO CRAB | Crab with human hands - Classic Pullover Hoodie
Size Chart
Size Chart
Clothing Size Guide
All measurements are in inches and represent the garment's dimensions when laid flat
| Size | Chest | Shoulder | Sleeve | Length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 44.9 | 21.7 | 22.0 | 26.4 |
| M | 46.5 | 22.4 | 22.4 | 27.2 |
| L | 48.0 | 23.2 | 22.8 | 28.0 |
| XL | 49.6 | 24.0 | 23.2 | 28.7 |
| 2XL | 51.2 | 24.8 | 23.6 | 29.5 |
| 3XL | 52.8 | 25.6 | 24.0 | 30.3 |
Important Notes:
• Due to different manual measurement methods, an error margin of approximately 0.4-1.2 inches is normal.
• How to measure: Lay the garment flat, measure from one armpit to the other, then multiply by 2 to get the full chest measurement.
• For the best fit, compare these measurements to a similar garment that fits you well.
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REJECT HUMANITY RETURN TO CRAB | Crab with Human Hands Classic Pullover Hoodie
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Product Details
- Premium quality cotton-polyester blend fabric for ultimate softness and warmth
- Professional-grade printing technology for a sharp, vibrant graphic
- Fade-resistant, long-lasting print that endures washes and wear
- Spacious kangaroo pocket for essentials or warming hands
- Adjustable drawstring hood for personalized comfort
- Rib-knit cuffs and waistband for a secure, cozy fit
Easy Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out with like colors
- Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results
- Do not iron directly on the printed design
- Avoid bleach
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Attention to Details
Beyond the premium materials, it's our dedication to craftsmanship that sets each hoodie apart.
Designed for Every Angle
From front to back, every inch of this hoodie embodies comfort, craftsmanship, and timeless style. The carefully tailored fit and high-quality finish ensure it looks as good as it feels—no matter how you wear it.
Comfortable Fit
Designed for all-day comfort, our hoodie feature breathable materials. With Pandaize, comfort and style go hand in hand.
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