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Trained by chaos, powered by coffee - Vintage Sweatshirt

Trained by chaos, powered by coffee - Vintage Sweatshirt

Regular price $53.00 CAD
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Size AChest circumference BSleeve length CGarment length
S 49"124 cm 20"52 cm 26"67 cm
M 50"128 cm 21"53 cm 27"69 cm
L 52"132 cm 21"54 cm 28"71 cm
XL 54"136 cm 22"55 cm 29"74 cm
2XL 55"140 cm 22"56 cm 30"75 cm
3XL 57"144 cm 22"57 cm 30"76 cm
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  • AChest circumference — Measure straight across 2.5 cm below the armholes, then double the result for the full circumference shown.
  • BSleeve length — Measure from the shoulder seam to the end of the cuff.
  • CGarment length — Measure from the highest shoulder point to the bottom hem.

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Measurement tolerance: chest and sleeve ±0.8 in (±2 cm); garment length ±0.4 in (±1 cm).

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Trained by Chaos, Powered by Coffee - Vintage Sweatshirt

Are you the one who thrives amidst the beautiful madness, fueled by that essential morning (and afternoon!) brew? This isn't just a sweatshirt; it's your badge of honor, a declaration of your unique spirit. Embrace the journey with our exclusive "Trained by Chaos, Powered by Coffee" vintage graphic, designed for those who conquer their day, one sip at a time.

Why You'll Love This Vintage Sweatshirt

  • Exclusive Design: Our "Trained by Chaos, Powered by Coffee" graphic is a unique expression, printed with artistic precision to capture that perfect vintage vibe.
  • Premium Print Quality: Experience vibrant, fade-resistant artwork applied with professional-grade printing technology, ensuring your statement stays bold wash after wash.
  • Superior Comfort: Crafted from a soft, enduring fabric blend, this sweatshirt offers a cozy, relaxed fit that feels like a warm hug, perfect for any chaotic (or calm) day.
  • Versatile Style: Whether you're navigating your daily grind, enjoying a weekend brunch, or simply lounging, this vintage sweatshirt adds a touch of effortless cool to any outfit.
  • Lasting Durability: Designed for life's adventures, our sweatshirts are made to last, maintaining their shape and the integrity of their print for years to come.

The "Trained by Chaos, Powered by Coffee" Design

This graphic speaks to the resilient, the adaptable, and the perpetually caffeinated. It's a playful yet powerful nod to everyone who tackles life's challenges with a strong sense of humor and an even stronger cup of coffee. The vintage aesthetic ensures it feels like a beloved classic from the moment you put it on.

Product Details

  • Premium quality, soft-touch fabric blend for ultimate comfort
  • Professional-grade printing technology for a crisp, detailed graphic
  • Fade-resistant, long-lasting print that endures washes and wear
  • Classic crewneck style and relaxed fit for universal appeal
  • Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a secure, comfortable feel

Easy Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold, inside out
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Do not iron directly on print

🌟 Satisfaction Guaranteed: We stand behind every product with our quality promise. Love your "Trained by Chaos, Powered by Coffee" Vintage Sweatshirt or we'll make it right!

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Attention to Details

Beyond the premium materials, it's our dedication to craftsmanship that sets each sweatshirt apart.

Comfortable Fit

Designed for all-day comfort, our sweatshirts feature breathable materials. With Pandaize, comfort and style go hand in hand.