HYDRATION IS A MYTH | Dehydrated fish in desert - Vintage Washed Tank
HYDRATION IS A MYTH | Dehydrated fish in desert - Vintage Washed Tank
Size Chart
Size Chart
T-SHIRT SIZE CHART (INCHES)
| SIZE | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LENGTH | 26.8 | 28.0 | 29.1 | 30.3 | 31.5 | 32.7 |
| CHEST | 41.8 | 44.0 | 46.4 | 48.8 | 51.2 | 53.5 |
| SHOULDER | 16.9 | 18.1 | 19.3 | 20.5 | 21.6 | 22.8 |
Sizes can vary from 1-2 inches because they are measured by hand.
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Embrace the Absurd: "HYDRATION IS A MYTH" Vintage Washed Tank
Tired of the same old, expected designs? Ready to challenge conventions and show off your unique, witty side? Our "HYDRATION IS A MYTH" Vintage Washed Tank isn't just a piece of apparel; it's a statement. Featuring a brilliantly ironic dehydrated fish in a desert graphic, this tank is for those who find humor in the unexpected and aren't afraid to stand out from the crowd.
Why You'll Love This Vintage Washed Tank
- Exclusive Design: The iconic "HYDRATION IS A MYTH | Dehydrated fish in desert" graphic is a conversation starter, designed to capture attention and spark smiles.
- Premium Print Quality: Our professional-grade printing ensures the vibrant, detailed artwork of the dehydrated fish remains crisp and clear, wash after wash.
- Superior Comfort: Crafted from a soft, breathable vintage washed fabric, this tank feels like your favorite worn-in tee from the very first wear, offering ultimate comfort for any adventure.
- Versatile Style: Perfect for beach days, casual outings, gym sessions, or just lounging at home – this tank seamlessly blends edgy humor with laid-back style.
- Lasting Durability: With a fade-resistant print and robust material, this tank is built to endure your active lifestyle and keep its unique charm.
The "HYDRATION IS A MYTH" Design
This isn't just a fish; it's a defiant symbol in a desert, questioning everything we know about staying hydrated. The graphic perfectly captures a dry wit and an appreciation for the absurd, making it more than just a design – it's a mood. It's a nod to those who don't take life too seriously, and who find humor in every corner.
Product Details
- Premium quality vintage washed cotton blend for a super soft, broken-in feel
- Professional-grade printing technology for a sharp, detailed graphic
- Fade-resistant, long-lasting print that endures
- Relaxed, comfortable fit perfect for all-day wear
- Unique vintage wash provides a distinct, lived-in look
Easy Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Do not iron directly on print
🌟 Satisfaction Guaranteed: We stand behind every product with our quality promise. Love your "HYDRATION IS A MYTH" Vintage Washed Tank or we'll make it right!
Exceptional Fabric for Lasting Comfort
Experience the perfect blend of durability and luxury with our finely crafted T-shirts. When you choose Pandaize, you're choosing quality that stands the test of time.
Classic Colors for Timeless Elegance
At Pandaize, we focus on timeless appeal with our carefully curated selection of classic colors. These versatile hues seamlessly complement any mood or outfit, offering understated sophistication for everyday wear or special occasions. With Pandaize, elegance is not just a choice; it's a lifestyle.
Comfortable Fit
Designed for all-day comfort, our T-shirts feature breathable materials. With Pandaize, comfort and style go hand in hand.
Every stitch in our classic t-shirt tells a story of precision and care. Merging longevity with contemporary design, we deliver products that don't just elevate your style but stand the test of time.
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Every product we design is made from select materials and passes stringent quality checks, ensuring enduring durability and trustworthiness. We aim to enrich your shopping journey, and our team stands ready to assist at every step.
Color Disclaimer
Kindly be aware that the product colors displayed on your screen may differ slightly from the actual product hues. While we endeavor to depict colors as authentically as possible, screen variations and personal perceptions can influence how they appear. We cannot assure an exact match between what you see and the genuine product colors.
Sizing
T-SHIRT SIZE CHART (INCHES)
| SIZE | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LENGTH | 26.8 | 28.0 | 29.1 | 30.3 | 31.5 | 32.7 |
| CHEST | 41.8 | 44.0 | 46.4 | 48.8 | 51.2 | 53.5 |
| SHOULDER | 16.9 | 18.1 | 19.3 | 20.5 | 21.6 | 22.8 |
Sizes can vary from 1-2 inches because they are measured by hand.
Shipping & Returns
At Pandaize, enjoy complimentary standard shipping on US orders over $50. Expect US deliveries within 7-12 business days and 7-15 business days for international shipments. Our 30-day fit assurance accepts returns in untouched condition, though return shipping and possible restocking fees might apply. Please review our return policy, and note that by placing an order, you agree to Pandaize's terms and conditions.
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